The problem with Wikipedia is that it only works in practice; in theory, it can never work. - Unknown
I'm not happy when I'm editing the Wikipedia, but I'm more unhappy when I'm not. - Mschlindwein, adapted from the Fannie Hurst's original
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Unknown
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? - Unknown
Pray, v. To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. - Ambrose Bierce, ibid
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke